Frerichs0's Place

Random things are posted here randomly.

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via lolliconjure)

(Source: nowyoukno, via littlefoxling)

jitterbugjive:

the-real-seebs:

restaurant-rants:

planetsxcollide:

violentsandwich:

screaming-at-the-constellations:

That’s fucking cruel

This isn’t fucking funny. My mom has been a waitress almost all of my life and for most of it we lived off of scraps. She worked hard every damn day being paid less than minimum wage to help raise us four kids. All of our meals, all of our clothing, all of our school books, our fucking rent was always paid by tips. Some weeks were better than others but we learned how to make our dimes stretch and now she is doing better, with a manager position where things are more stable for her.
Bakc to the point, don’t any of you ever, EVER FUCKING DO THIS. SPREADING THE WORD OF YOUR RELIGION IS FINE AND DANDY BUT DON’T TO IT AT THE COST OF A SINGLE MOTHER NOT BEING ABLE TO FEED HERSELF SO HER KIDS CAN HAVE A PLACE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.

^^^This

When Christians act like little fucks

I have had online discussions with the people who think this is in any way okay, and boy, was that frustrating.

One of my friends had a lovely solution to the thing where people offer you things like this: Don’t unfold it, don’t even look at it, just put it in your pocket and thank them profusely, explaining how you didn’t know where your next meal was coming from and you’d been praying, and God must have heard them because now you can buy food for your kids.

Yo I’m pretty sure this is considered lying, and lying is a sin.

So, sure, go ahead and sin against your own religion to spread it out, that totally works.

Because clearly, people enjoy being tricked and lied to and given false hope, clearly this will make them want to join your cause.

Ugh.

(Source: nergal-junior)

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via littlefoxling)

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

(via spookymooks)

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

(via spookymooks)

bestfunny:

dicktho:

zerostatereflex:

Tangible Media

MIT’s Tangible Media is coming along nicely,

"Almost like a table of living clay, the inFORM is a surface that three-dimensionally changes shape, allowing users to not only interact with digital content in meatspace, but even hold hands with a person hundreds of miles away. And that’s only the beginning."

fisting in long distance relationships now becomes easier

 

(via spookymooks)

(Source: vintagegal, via spookymooks)

“I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar” was a mantra used by kamikaze pilots in World War II. They would use it to calm themselves as they made their final flights, heading towards certain death.

drunkraritymodblog:

fuckyeahfirefly:

otterly-sherlocked:

i did not need this information 

I fact-checked this and it led to me this poem.

That does not make the fact any less heartbreaking.

Oh god no Wash baby no